I trapped an ant in a circle I drew with a pen.
Why must you play God?
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I REALLY LOVE THE LOOK ON PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
OMG IM SORYR I CANT
You can pinpoint the exact second their lives flash before their eyes.
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Anonymous asked: Your a Whore<3:)
Your the whore u annon